where can i get a zoot suit?

Since I now technically live in Los Angeles, here are some dumb Los Angeles laws.

• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
  
• You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  
• You may not hunt moths under a street light. (I do this almost every day)
  
• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
  
• Toads may not be licked. (This is an everyday thing for me too)
  
• It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. (My dogs will enjoy prison. Go at it Tumbles!)
  
• Zoot suits are prohibited.